Is the performative male employed?

It sure sounds like a full-time job.
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Underperforming Males

If you've spent any amount of time on social media in recent weeks, you've probably seen the prototype for the "performative male": A young, Jacob Elordi-esque figure wandering the streets of Bed-Stuy, blasting sad girl music from wired headphones and carrying a canvas tote bag. There's an iced oat milk matcha latte in one hand, a dog-eared copy of feminist literature in the other and a Labubu dangling from his belt loop.

Photo illustration: Jessica Karl/Canva

This performance is an elaborate mating ritual of sorts: He expertly cracks the spine of his book not to read it, but to create the illusion of being well-read. But in all the descriptions of the performative male, the internet has failed to address a crucial question: Is he employed?

Maybe not, judging by the huge turnouts at the Performative Male Contests cropping up all over the country. Against the backdrop of this cultural phenomenon, Allison Schrager's column about a potential "he-cession" feels especially pertinent.

"While the overall unemployment rate was still a respectable 4.2% in July, for young men aged 20 to 24, it was 8.3%, which is near recession levels — and for recent college graduates, the annual rate is 5.3%," she writes. "Both of these numbers are about double the comparable figures for young women."

Why aren't young men working? It's hard to say. Could it be that the job market no longer requires male skills in the era of AI? Unlikely, says Allison — there are still plenty of entry-level gigs in corporate America. Perhaps it's that women work in more stable fields such as health care and education? No, that can't be it, since workers in male-dominated industries like construction and manufacturing are doing just fine, employment-wise.

That leaves Allison with one final theory: "It could be that college-educated men, having a hard time getting a job in their chosen field, are turning to restaurant and hospitality work. But they're having no luck — because restaurants, bars and retail stores went on a hiring spree just after the pandemic, and they still don't need many new workers."

 If only being a performative male was a full-time job, then we wouldn't need to worry.

Keep Your Nuclear Subs Off My Newsfeed

There are many things a president shouldn't post to social media: Opinions about Taylor Swift and Sydney Sweeney. Private correspondence to Elon Musk. An AI-generated video of a former president being arrested. But James Stavridis draws the line at information about moving nuclear subs:

"Between them, the US and Russia have more than 10,000 nuclear weapons. How dangerous is this war of words between the Kremlin and the White House? And what is the significance of Trump claiming to have moved nuclear submarines to new stations?" he asks. "I'm not a submariner — or a 'bubblehead,' as they are known (more-or-less affectionately) in the Navy. But I've commanded them in combat," says James. "These formidable warships are the apex predators of the ocean. And their locations are always kept secret."

Nobody knows what kind of underwater warship Trump might have moved around, but James says there are three possibilities: A ballistic-missile boat capable of carrying two-dozen nuclear-tipped warheads with ranges exceeding 4,000 miles; an attack boat that can hunt enemy submarines, launch long-range missiles and gather intelligence covertly; or a ballistic-missile boat that's been converted to carry more than 150 Tomahawk land-attack missiles.

Regardless of which subs were restationed, James says Trump is gunning for the wrong target: "I've met Medvedev, and he is not a serious player in Putin's universe despite his political resume," he writes, referring to former Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, who is now deputy chair of Russia's Security Council. "Trump should ignore his erratic commentary and focus on putting pressure directly on the Russian economy."

The Bloomberg Editorial Board takes a similar approach. In addition to providing Ukraine with military aid, the editors say the White House should "step up targeted enforcement of sanctions on entities enabling Russia's war — banks, insurers, shipowners, traders." That pressure could force the Kremlin's hand: "The Russian economy is more brittle than it looks. A concerted campaign by the US and its European allies to squeeze it further ought to get Putin's attention."

Telltale Tariff Charts

Of all the countries to get slammed with tariffs, Switzerland might be the most surprising. John Authers says the land of fondue and chocolate is "due to suffer a 39% tariff — the highest on any developed nation — as punishment for its big trade surplus with the US." A surplus, mind you, that is entirely driven by a sudden boom in Swiss exports of gold bullion. "It has nothing to do with any great limitation on US exports to Switzerland, and the Swiss have little to offer," he writes. Although the country is by no means headed for an emerging market-style catastrophe, Lionel Laurent says "there are deep geopolitical doubts rocking the land of 9 million, which has had its fair share of recent crises including the collapse of Credit Suisse in 2023."

Meanwhile in India, officials are bracing for the worst. With mere days to go before  reciprocal tariffs go into effect, Andy Mukherjee says Trump is doubling down on his threat to impose a "substantially higher" tariff on India after accusing the country of buying Russian oil to fund Putin's war machine. The thing is, "few in the salaried middle class care deeply about the country's right to buy Russian oil," says Andy. What they do care about is India's $43 billion trade surplus with the US — as illustrated in this chart from Bloomberg News. "With so much at stake, Modi can't afford to get embroiled in a war of words with Trump. His priority should be to avoid a penal US tariff, especially over an energy source that has zero political resonance at home."

Further Reading

After winning the favor of the meme stock crowd, Kohl's has a chance to raise some much-needed cash. — Andrea Felsted

Australia's plan to ban under-16s from accessing YouTube won't eliminate the threat of online life. — Catherine Thorbecke

The Justice Department wants to collect a treasure trove of voter data. The US has never seen anything like it. — Mary Ellen Klas

Thailand's new central banker may have a mandate for big stimulus, but don't expect any miracles. — Daniel Moss

Italy's shrinking "Lo Spread" should worry German Chancellor Friedrich Merz. — Marcus Ashworth

On paper, Trump may have won the trade war, but the governments of Japan and Europe have economics on their side. — Clive Crook

BP is shrinking its green business to maximize shareholder value — music to the market's ears. — Javier Blas

Sorry, Wharton. AI trading and algorithmic collusion is well-known to human traders and mostly harmless. — Aaron Brown

Cory Booker says Democrats are "complicit." But lacking control of Congress and the courts isn't complicity — it's arithmetic. — David M. Drucker

ICYMI

A cloudburst triggered flash floods in India.

NASA wants to build a nuclear reactor on the moon.

Pesticides are prioritized over MAHA moms.

Chevy claimed a world record for the longest EV drive.

Kickers

There are slurs for robots now.

Don't try TikTok trends at home.

A look inside Jeffrey Epstein's lair.

Supersized rats have arrived.

ChatGPT makes it easier to be evil.

Notes: Please send AriZona Iced Tea and feedback to Jessica Karl at [email protected].

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